Rejection 89
Peter Slapnicher
The kindly Chris, who reads list submissions at McSweeney's Internet Tendency, said my submission was fun but that he was afraid he was going to pass.
He said that in the future, a submission that long should be sent to the regular submissions address.
But it was a list. A list with long entries, but a list nonetheless.
I think there's a name for situations like these.


Fairy Tale Review has sadly turned down my little fairy tale, "Fair Trade."
I am saddened to hear that the journal No is on hiatus until further notice. It was such a class act.
Rejection 85 comes to us direct from La Petite Zine, which I was delighted to discover sticks with the French theme in offering not an apology, but la petite desolee. Lovely. Kind of like swearing in a foreign language is never quite as satisfying as swearing in your native tongue, being rejected in French does not hurt nearly as bad as being rejected in English.