Poetry Contest Rejection
Peter Slapnicher
I, sadly, was not the winner of the The Madison Review's Phyllis Smart-Young Prize. Michael Derrick Hudson was for his poems, "Dreaming About Jozefa After Too Much Eggnog," "Why I Mostly Had Trouble With Girls in High School," "Drunk in Bed With a Book About Great Masterpieces of Western Art." Those are not poems I could have written, so congratulations to him.
My comparable poems would have been titled, "Drunk Texting Patrick When I Should Have Just Gone to Sleep After Too Much Maker's," "Why I Mostly Asked Boys Who'd Already Graduated to High School Dances," and "Drinking the Cooking Brandy While Trying to Finish The Alphabet Versus the Goddess Once and For All."
Congratulations to Marjorie Tesser! Marjorie's collection, The important thing is., is the winner of the Firewheel Chapbook Award winner.
Hello there. I am back from internet vacation. I got some good work done. I got a couple rejections. I got a piece accepted that I'd withdrawn. I got rained on a bunch. I got a little sanity back.
Ploughshares sent a rejection for a story via email. I only had to wait about three months for that one - not bad.