The Georgia Review and The St. Petersburg Review don't want my stories. One of them took over a year-and-a-half to decide they didn't want my story, but I won't tell because they apologized. But who cares? I have a chapbook called These Strangers She'd Invited In available for purchase from Greying Ghost Press for a mere $6.50. It's full of the complete collection of the weird Russian stories I wrote a while back. There are 85 copies of the chap, so if by some miracle they sell out at the website, let me know and I will ship one to you myself because I'll have a healthy handful to distribute at my leisure.
It looks like this:
If we were all as pretty as this book, well, we'd be better looking.