Happily, why vandalism has accepted a story of mine.
Perhaps even more happily, it had also been out to Thieves Jargon, so I had to write Matt DiGangi a note withdrawing the piece. I told him I felt a little like I kissed another boy in front of him to get his attention.
He wrote back and called me a tramp. Hehe.
I may be a tramp, but if I am, it's this kind: